WTF?

WTF indeed! We stand for Films, Tunes, and Whatever else we feel like (not necessarily in order!) Professor Nonsense heads the 'Whatever' department, posting ramblings ranging from the decrepit, to the offbeat, to the just plain absurd! The mysterious Randor takes helm of the 'Tunes' front, detailing the various melodic messages he gets in earfuls. Weekly recommendations and various musings follow his shadows. Finally, our veteran movie critic, Lt Archie Hicox, commands the 'Film' battlefield, giving war-weathered reviews on flicks the way he sees them. Through the eyes of a well-versed renegade, he stands down for no man! Together we are (W)hatever(T)unes(F)ilms!

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Jul 18, 2010

Criticature: "Despicable Me"--7/18/10

Last Airbender, shshaaw!
 If I have kids I know, right now, that they’re going to have to be ugly ones. I want them to be ugly and maybe even somewhat uncouth. Not problem children. Just…easily punishable. I say that now because unless I change within the next, oh, say ten to fifteen years, I might be in big trouble since I find that it’s nearly impossible for me to find fault in something that’s cute. It’s even harder to try and tell that cute thing its doing something wrong. It’s a very troubling matter for me. So…if I end up having cute kids one day, watch out. They’re probably going to be mischievous conniving bastards because I won’t be able to discipline them correctly.